hahaha! de här e så jevvla roligt!
the onion skämtar om alla människors enorma strävan att hela tiden få ut sina liv på twitter, facebook och alla andra sociala medier.

"unfortunately, at the exact moment that Gordon dropped the cigarette at 2.32 AM the partygoers were distracted by 3 female students making out in the kitchen"



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